Someone who owns a pair of stripper shoes yet won't own up to their actual purpose. Claims that they are "work shoes"
Hey, Theresa, nice stripper shoes! Are you a stripper?
Those are my work shoes!
Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.
Those are my work shoes!
Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.
by FIReNVY September 29, 2009
by nsolo1717 November 25, 2013
The pair of shoes you take to a wedding and hide in the shrubs before the ceremony, to put on when the dancing kicks in !
Honey do you remember which shrub I put the shrub shoes in ?
It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !
It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !
by Kaldrow July 09, 2019
What's up with them boots man?
Don't ask, I had to pay a months rent, so all I could get was Dole Shoes.
Don't ask, I had to pay a months rent, so all I could get was Dole Shoes.
by starni999 March 18, 2011
a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere
guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?
by iGrim April 19, 2021
Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall
by HogieSTL July 07, 2008
by Trongster January 06, 2018