hit the wood

Smoke a blunt.

I’m high asf I don’t even know why I hit the wood

by Hit the Woodman February 8, 2022

wailing woods

a place where no one goes unless they are building a sky base

lets go wailing woods and hide from everybody.

by 420NoscopeBlazeboi May 13, 2018

Mr wood

A creepy hoe (that is probably your science teacher) and stares at girls (probably named kahina) and gets boners from talking to little boys named Jay

kahina: walks into science
Mr wood: >;)
Kahina: ......
Jay: rocks up late to class
Mr wood: *gets a stiffy*

by a hoes mad June 15, 2019

Losing Wood

loosing your sexual arousal (totally independent of gender), because f.e. the object of desire talk to much or is doing something, that is killing your vibe.

Stella: *starts kissing Ted*
Ted: *not kissing her* "George Lucas based the film's structure on Akira Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress. He also owes a debt to Campbell's work with comparative mythology."
Stella: "Yeah, Ted, I'm losing wood over here. What's going on?"

by z4kk February 1, 2017

Foreign Wood

When a guy wants sex with his significant other but was initially turned on by someone or something else.

Get away from me with that foreign wood. Hope you had fun at the strip club.

by Wickym August 10, 2010

Nursed the wood

nursing the wood means when you're rolling up your medical marijauna in a backwood, it comes out nice and fat with no flaws.

My homie Ollie just nursed the wood yo!

by Boonmckaw March 9, 2015

infinite wood

A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.

I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 8, 2017