Ice cream van

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!

"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger danger😈."

by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018

brown ice cream

Turd or ice cream?

Why would anyone dump a perfect mound of brown ice cream

by 0438 August 27, 2019

Ohio ice cream

Snow.
It is cheap to get, tastes simple and monotonous, comes same years after years.

Everyone in Ohio likes it, taste guaranteed, for sure.

- Hon, here comes the Ohio ice cream.
- Nom Nom. Ohio ice cream never tastes so good.

by Xilicon14 January 26, 2023

Ice-Cream Float

Where you coat you penis in ice-cream then proceed to slap you female companion in the face with said cock.

Ryan:- Yo dude, I gave Stacy the fattest Ice-Cream Float ever last night!
Bailey:- My man!

by DickSmasherMcIronCock March 3, 2018

Ice cream roommates

When you and your bro cream inside someone at the same time and then stay there and hangout.

Hey bro want to be ice cream roommates tonight?

by BongusBoingus December 2, 2021

Ice cream helicopter

A edible vehicle. Also see “Pizza Boat”

Ice cream helicopter 🚁

by Little Alchemy 2 definition June 10, 2020

ice cream swirl

when you shit in a girl's mouth then bust a load in it and mix it up with your dick

Bob: Hey she's kinda pretty
Jim: Stay away from her, i heard she gave an ice cream swirl once, she's nasty!

by dboyfromdahood November 21, 2011