When you're about to cum on your girls face, you throw a water balloon of cum at her face making her look like the little babies ice cream guy in the commercial.
Guy and girl: *having sex*
Guy: I'm about to cum!!!
Girl: On my face!
Guy: *throws balloon of cum* "Little Babies Ice Cream"
Guy: I'm about to cum!!!
Girl: On my face!
Guy: *throws balloon of cum* "Little Babies Ice Cream"
by The East is Red November 20, 2019
two pieces of bread with a meaty flavoured scoop of ice cream between. can include tomatoes and salad. sauses are recomended.
You: boy I wish there were a food that contains a cold substance that tastes like ham and two pieces of bread
your cool friend( me): there are, their called the ice-cream sandwiches!
you: yummy
your cool friend( me): there are, their called the ice-cream sandwiches!
you: yummy
by bidinobish39 January 17, 2022
by Reetthefrog April 11, 2019
Taking a shit while jerking off.
by Goodgoshposh December 09, 2014
When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.
I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.
by 23356765 December 17, 2018
Where you coat you penis in ice-cream then proceed to slap you female companion in the face with said cock.
by DickSmasherMcIronCock March 03, 2018
by 0438 August 28, 2019