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earth humper

Someone who annoys you by telling you pointless ass information that is clearly unnesasary or has no importance to you.
u walk out side and its cold, and someone tells you that that same time last year it wasent as cold, but it was cold.you would then turn to your friend and call that person a earth humper forreal
by The Mz December 13, 2006
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Chicken Humpers

Little bundles of joy created by slicing chicken filets into thin approximately half inch strips.

The soon-to-be humpers are then thrown in a bowl, where they hump.

The humpers are then added to a saute pan over medium to high heat.

*Be sure to seperate humpers during the cooking process. They should NOT be allowed to hump.

Drizzle with humper sauce.
"Don't be such a chicken humper. That's illegal."

"These chicken humpers are delicious!"

"Yo, you guys got humpers?"
by Kabooblers January 2, 2008
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humpdar

The continually faster beeping sound made by someone as they get closer to the person or thing they are going to hump (not the sexual way, just the pelvic thrust you would do to a sibling)
Lindsay's humpdar was far more acute than her sister's.

Lindsay's humpdar could be heard from across the street as she saw her sister walk into their home.
by lindsay matthews December 24, 2007
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pantie humper

to jackoff with friend's daughter's panties til you cum
I am a pantie humper while alone at my friend's house
by K D C pantie humper June 16, 2009
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llama humper

A person who likes humping very hairy people/creatures.
Did you see her on pay per view with Big Foot? She's such a llama humper.
by Valkyrie February 29, 2004
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Humpadinky

A word used to offend, or describe someone who likes sex a lot. Can also be used to curse.
'HUMPADINKY! I dropped my purse'
'I want some humpadinky'
by Louise J January 19, 2008
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Leg humper

When someone on your team is always on your ass during any online video game.
Wish this Leg humper would move away from me!
by General DSO December 4, 2011
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