top shelf hottie

I woman that is very attractive from her chest to her face. When you venture below the chest it is a disaster.

As my friends and I sat at Soup Plantation enjoying our food, we looked across the restaurant and stared at the woman making her first entree at the produce bar. She looked extremely sexy, but as she revealed her whole body from behind the produce bar my friend screamed, " AHHHH top shelf hottie."

by strikeout October 24, 2012

SCOTTY TOO HOTTY

a former member of toocool, was wwe tag champions with rikishi, and called the worm

toocool member scotty too hotty

by nick November 1, 2008

Hottie With A Plumber's Body

A fat ass chick who thinks she is really hot, but in reality is an ugly choade.

Guy 1 (Joking): That Tina girl is such a hottie
Guy 2: Ya, A hottie with a plumber's body

by CoolIEj October 21, 2009

hottie hott hott

a member of the oppsoite sex that is extremely sexy; wootalicious

Joe is a hottie hott hott!!

by krisgan07 December 21, 2005

Hotty-Mc Hottass

Originated by Jessica and Lynn;
a word to describe the hottest guy in school... aka; Zach Markiewicz

Jessica: dude Lynn, check out Hotty Mc Hottass's ass!
Lynn: oh i know, and have you ever seen him wear those silky shorts? total package visibility!

by Sheebs December 13, 2004

fast food hottie

The thin, flawless, outright sexy girls you see in fast food commercials on television.

Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.

*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.

by still-single October 17, 2011

Hottie Bob Ross

What one would refer to their vagina as if rocking full 80's bush

Nancy is beautiful and natural. She's rocking that Hottie Bob Ross

by Javry May 23, 2023