Shower Hop

A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as a bidet.

I was completely out of toilet paper and had no choice but to shower hop.

by Slim Deeds October 10, 2008

Hop off

Usually said as "Hop off my dick" or "Hop off my nuts".

Meaning: Leave me alone or Don't judge me.

Jenny: Ewww, that shirt looks disgusting!
Sam: Man, whatever... Hop off!

by tholomew.plague May 26, 2010

hops robber

those parties that come to breweries with strollers, diapers, infants and toddlers in tow that shave the buzz/mood/vibe of all over 21 that are trying to appreciate a crafted libation in peace.

I ordered my favorite beer ,and was enjoying the music and adult conversation with friends when the hops robbers arrived in droves with car seats, formula, diapers - screaming kids and crappy diapers ensued .

by getasitter July 11, 2023

Teacher Hopping

Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.

Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!

Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."

by Leminader September 5, 2015

Hop on Warframe

Its an intermit grind session involving 5 big gay men from the zariman, 2 square meters of dry wall and the forbidden texts of Ballas written under the authority of the greater will while the 5 gay men proceed to attach chips to the rectum of the people participating in the event. The act of Hop on Warframe takes several nights to complete and no straight man will emerge straight from. The main events within Hop on Warframe include hump the dry wall and hope it sticks every 2 nanoseconds. Another common method is the cock spiral where 2 men sit on a spinning object while being slapped in the by the gay mens throbbing cocks which are modded with extra multishot.

"Hey Aiden want to Hop on Warframe?"

by Average Warframe Player December 5, 2022

Tech Hop

A music genre created by current and former Silicon Valley employees that utilizes generative A.I. vocals, disparate samples, and repetitive choruses to create a signature underground hip hop style. The originator of the style is claimed to be an artist by the name of Big Lang.

Did you hear that new tech hop song by Big Lang that dropped overnight in the San Jose Discord chat?

by Jen Gathers September 4, 2023

Hop in the box

v. getting in the shower; n. hotbox (as in smoking marijuana in a sealed car)

I’ll call you right back i’m about to hop in the box.
Do you want to hop in the box?

by poohbear74 September 20, 2019