The Dirty Hoover

The act in which a person sucks an object into their anus without the assistance of their hands.

“I heard the girl at the bachelor party ended the night by doing The Dirty Hoover with an entire bucket of golf balls.”

by TK404 October 13, 2021

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hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself

Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later

by Jessdirty April 20, 2021

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When a man busts a nut inside a woman, then goes down and sucks his cum out of her pussy and kisses her filling her mouth with his load.

I heard Chris tried the Hoover on Jess last night! She was not cool with it.

by Sonic22 December 21, 2020

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When a guy busts his nut in a woman, then goes down and sucks his load out of her pussy and kisses her only to spit his cum in her mouth

Chris tried the Hoover on Jess last night! She was not cool with it.

by Sonic22 December 21, 2020

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The act of inhaling all or most of a given available quantity of a drug, such as cocaine, ye, or marijuana.

When the blow gets passed around, he always hoovers it.

by browniesandstuff April 01, 2012

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Taite is a cute tik toker who lives in Cali. He’s nice and caring if you are his friend or a fan. No matter what he is there for you

Person 1: who is that cute tik toker
Person 2: that’s Taite Hoover

by Predation trash February 21, 2021

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The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum

She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets

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