g-slide hoops

what obi thinks my earings are

sarah: "hey obi, what does g-slide hoops mean?"
obi: "i'm not tellin you, bitch"

by Tall Sarah October 24, 2008

hoopist

A hoopist is someone whom enjoys placing objects inside their rectum

"You see that guy over there he's a hoopist"

by savageBro420 February 28, 2017

hoopshot

Taking a girl in the arse!

I got a hoopshot last night

by J. August 13, 2003

hoopaskank

a crusty twated, titty saggin,used to play basketball(I mean used to play with basketballs,now they,re too small),street corner working. relative fuckin,donkey dick suckin,woops she forgot to deusche her barf hole,cummin to take your man SLUT !!!!

look kids a hooker with a green fog around around her ass.. now thats what we call a hoopaskank

by ding dong dipshit January 2, 2009

hoopshart

when your playing basketball and you shart when you shoot

you are playing basketball with your friends and you run to shoot the ball and while your shooting you shart which would be called a hoopshart.

by mclivisawewome December 25, 2010

hoopussy

A pussy that is completely stretched out, so much so it makes a hollow whistling noise

Oh yeah, she must have a hoopussy.

by Doctor Donkey June 5, 2011

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014