A high speed in America, triple digits in the customary system. When a regular car hits 100 miles per hour.
Driver: *is speeding* "That's Mach Honda."
Passenger: "What?"
Driver: "105. 110. 115."
Passenger: "We're gonna fucking die."
Passenger: "What?"
Driver: "105. 110. 115."
Passenger: "We're gonna fucking die."
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Get the Honda mug.Odyssey Olivia: my Honda odyssey van will beat ur audi.
Audi Alex: Nah man, You Will Lose 100 Percent.
Odyssey Olivia: im better i will win n u will lose
Audi Alex: Surrreeeeee…
After Race:
Audi Alex: Me for the win, lezzz go!
Odyssey Olivia: ur cheating u dindt dserve 2 win
Audi Alex: What?
Odyssey Olivia: it was a tyop
Audi Alex: E moment
Audi Alex: Nah man, You Will Lose 100 Percent.
Odyssey Olivia: im better i will win n u will lose
Audi Alex: Surrreeeeee…
After Race:
Audi Alex: Me for the win, lezzz go!
Odyssey Olivia: ur cheating u dindt dserve 2 win
Audi Alex: What?
Odyssey Olivia: it was a tyop
Audi Alex: E moment
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Get the G-honda mug.the poor person's car. most likely you wanted an accord but it was way too expensive so you settled for a civic. but you came to realize that a civic runs like a sack of shit that was set on fire.
people who own civics are probably dumb as fuck and think having a civic is "cool" but in reality you literally drive the same car as your 98 yr old grandmother. honda civic drivers are literal scum of the earth and deserves the firing squad.
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also its fucking uncomfortable as fuck and people who drives are uptight assholes who have a god complex. if hitler was still alive today, he would include honda civic drivers his europe no-no list and people would be celebrating the extermination of honda civic drivers.
all-in-all, fuck honda civic drivers cause they are literally fucking dumbasses on the road.
people who own civics are probably dumb as fuck and think having a civic is "cool" but in reality you literally drive the same car as your 98 yr old grandmother. honda civic drivers are literal scum of the earth and deserves the firing squad.
you are also probably a car enthusiast which is even more cringe than just owning a honda. imagine modding a car that is worth less nickocado avacado's onlyfans. thats embarrassing fr, if you are going to spend some money on a car that actually has some value skip honda civic and go for an actual car that doesnt drive like a steaming pile of dog shit.
also its fucking uncomfortable as fuck and people who drives are uptight assholes who have a god complex. if hitler was still alive today, he would include honda civic drivers his europe no-no list and people would be celebrating the extermination of honda civic drivers.
all-in-all, fuck honda civic drivers cause they are literally fucking dumbasses on the road.
Brendon: hey look! its a honda civic!
Literally everyone: oh my fucking god, thats literal shit on wheels.
Literally everyone: oh my fucking god, thats literal shit on wheels.
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