what's the homework

the thing that you say or text to your crush when you have no idea how to start a conversation otherwise because you are shy and socially awkward. You really don't actually care what the homework is, you just have no idea how to confront this person otherwise because they don't know that you exist and it would be weird to just start a conversation with a stranger, out of the blue, by just saying hi. This question is usually used towards people named William. Anyone names William should be hot. Or actually Zachary too, but I'll go into more depth about people's name definitions in other definitions so stay tuned and follow me at Instagram adrianabrule

girl: Hey Will what's the homework?
William: There's that algebra paper
girl: oh, I'm struggling with that, can you help me
William: it's kind of hard to tutor over text
girl: that's ok we can just twerk at the library
William: oooh twerking sounds fun
girl: I meant work, but whatever you want
William: do you want to come to my house instead? We can do our work, then have some fun under the covers. my parents aren't home ;)
girl: whatever you say, babe

by i wish my crush liked me back November 20, 2017

homework

the punishment given to you for going to school
i thought school was supposed to be fun, then 1st grade ended
the stuff teachers make you do to deprive you of your valuable sleep

Example of what happens to a class when a teacher gives them a homework assignment

teacher: i want you to write me a 50 page essay on the roman empire and how it fell, this should take you like, 30 minutes if your smart

later that night: what the crap, i started this essay 6 hours ago and it isnt even done ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

teacher: so where's that 50 page 30 min to do essay i asked for
class: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by the pessimists March 9, 2009

math homework

a sneaky way of getting out of the house for a some wacky tabacky.

i gotta go do some math homework

by Gold Leader June 25, 2006

doing my homework on the computor

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.

parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!

by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009

physics homework

-smoking pot
a code word for smokin pot, or getting weed,

-lets go do our physics homework now

- mom stop talking i have to leave to go to bobs house to do my physics homewrok

by annalynn at the shiz August 3, 2007

Homeworksexual

Derivitie of the word 'homosexual' to signify ones desire to engage in school related activity particularly homework.

Damn that luis is a homeworksexual! if he keeps up that lifestyle, he's eventually going to get AIDS. (Academic Interminate Desire Syndrome)

by luis castle December 10, 2008

Homework Blocked

When large amounts of homework prevent you from doing something you actually want to be doing.

Tim: Hey Jeff wanna go to the Cradle of Filth concert tonight
Jeff: Sorry I can't. I have an essay to write and two pages of math to do
Tim: Ah homework blocked what a shame. I'll bring you back a T-Shirt.

by Gaaraofthedamned October 4, 2011