Hitting the sled

Sports reference to simulate the act of having sex with a larger woman with her legs over your shoulders, particularly after last call at the bar.

Joe- Hey did you hook up last night?
Mike- Nah I got stuck with Sheila hitting the sled.

by Jawn Solo January 22, 2017

Hitting the dab

its when you just fucking spice shit up in a party yo

Yo ELIJAH JUST HITTING THE DAB

if you dont give me your pizza i will HITTING THE DAB

by joltor June 11, 2018

Ash Hastings

An unfunny bloke, usually with a massive nose and invariably has alopecia.

Don't be such a Ash Hastings.

by Portugal Pete June 21, 2018

Hard hitting image

One of many images, like the party animal or the bad boy image.

The guy claimed that somebody else had a stranglehold on people's minds, but wouldn't let his own band members wear moo moo's or silly looking outfits because he wanted to keep the band's hard hitting image intact. He didn't want anybody to know his image for the entire band wasnt a reflection of who he really was.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021

Game of Hastings

When 4 guys sit at a table and one guy (JH) is under the table giving rotating blow jobs. The first 3 guys to cum put $100 dollars on the table. The last guy not to cum is declared the winner and wins the money and the blow jobee's ass as his prize.

In the Game of Hastings, everybody wins.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

Like a milk float hitting a brick wall

A particularly powerful ejaculation.

"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"

"Good heavens, Ma'am"

by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017

hitting it home

Having great sex with someone, ususally a term guys use to brag about it to their friends.

Oh my god, my girlfriend is so horny, we hit it home almost every night!

by Tashie July 12, 2005