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hitch hiker

when you fart and it travels uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the oppisite direction going up next to your testicles.
wow that fart sounded funny mike was that a hitch hiker oh yeah right next to the nuts.
by kevon December 21, 2002
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Hibernation

When someone keeps a significant other throughout the winter only to dump them once spring arrives to be single for the summer months, they are said to be in hibernation.

Usually occurs when a guy dislikes the weather conditions in winter and refuses to go to the bar to look for girls.
Jay: So my winter girlfriend has been really bitchy lately, I may have to dump her earlier than usual.

Neal: You're winter girlfriend? You're just going to drop her once its over?

Jay: Yeah man, I'm in hibernation. Its too shitty to go out to the bar every night in this snow.
by Jegster July 14, 2010
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hibernation

When a man approaches a sleeping woman, and places his penis in her open mouth, subsequently falling asleep on top of her face.
Last night, after Judy fell asleep, I couldnt resist committing the hibernation. I packed that baby in for the winter months to come.
by Ralen April 10, 2005
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Hilar!

Hilar is an exclamation connoting "super funny!" It is shortened from the bit pretentious hilarious, and is upbeat and in the moment. Pronunciation (Hi-LAIR)
"Too Hilar!" You response to someone telling a joke or relating a funny episode.
by Pamela Hawley September 25, 2005
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Heleriin

Someone who is going to be in Tartu, wisiting you the next weekend. Or someone, who is going to be wisiting you, just anywhere..
She's so Heleriin, she'll be in Tartu next weekend..
by Alluuu April 10, 2010
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hibernian humiliation

Hearts's demolition of Hibernian in Scottish Cup final devoid of fire
• Hampden final highlighted weakness of game in Scotland
• Hearts manager called halt to humiliation after fifth goal
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Darren Barr 15, Rudi Skacel 27, Danny Grainger 48 Pen, Ryan McGowan 50, Rudi Skacel 75

This show of strength by Hearts doubled as an unwelcome illustration of the weakness in football north of the border. The combination of derby and major final ought to have guaranteed intensity but, for neutrals at least, it had a melancholy tone as Hearts took the Scottish Cup with a 5-1 win over Hibernian that was somehow humdrum.

To the limited relief of the losers, Hearts were not set on a historic humiliation. Paulo Sérgio's men called a halt after scoring the fifth goal as early as the 50th minute. The most resounding victory in a Scottish Cup final therefore remains the 6‑1 defeat by Celtic of a rightly admired Hibs side in 1972.

There will be only scorn for the current generation, particularly since the losing manager Pat Fenlon was sent to the stands by the referee Craig Thomson near the end after he seemed to gesture at the Hearts supporters. He denied that intention but the episode epitomised the misery of Hibs. They have lost all four derbies this season, with an aggregate score of 12-2.
it was Hampden Hibernian Humiliation when the Scumbos Beat us 5-1
by Alan Cooney March 19, 2014
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Hilarbear

When something is hilarious but cute at the same time.(:
Or just a cute way to say hilarious.
When John Doonan tries to be cool and says things like "mofo", I think it's hilarbear.
by AmberMichelleBoyle1104 November 9, 2010
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