chinese helicopter

When a woman pulls a bloody tampon out and whips it around above her head, spewing red blood all over the walls in a circular fashion.

Before she left my place, that bitch gave my bathroom a Chinese helicopter.

by scuba steve ironman October 2, 2013

Houston Helicopter

when you take ur dick out and spin it to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades on someones fucking face, this usually causes brutal lacerations to the eyes which in turn completly fucks the victim up and they are blind like a stupid ho.

I gave your mom a houston helicopter last night, no wonder she had pirate patches on her eyes this morning. She's fucking blind!!!!!!hhahahaah

by Shit fuck face December 12, 2007

Helicopter Poo

The art of having a shit at a bike rallyor festival when the portaloo hasnt been emptied for some time and the shit is upto the lid.

hovering aver the pan without touching the seat.

Man, those bogs are rank! There was a brown mountain so I had a helicopter poo!

by rexmaniac October 18, 2008

helicopter cock

when a girl is giving you head, scream helicopter and spin around in circles, slapping her in the face with your cock over and over again.

i gave some chick a helicopter cock last night.

by hill4747 July 13, 2009

Seattle Helicopter

n- The act of pissing and/or nutting while spinning ones dick.

I totes just gave Sally a Seattle Helicopter. When my mom came home, I blamed the dog.

by Napalm in the Morning April 13, 2014

the spinny helicopter

When you stick a toy helicopter up your girlfriends butt, and push her acrossed the floor screaming " WE'RE GOING DOWN HOUSTON"

I performed The Spinny Helicopter on the bae, and she was goin down

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

llandudno helicopter

As Llandudno is in the top left of Wales, the Llandudno helicopter involves erotically spinning the left tit of your girlfriend, while trying to pronounce the name of that ridiculous train station into her foof.

“Ohhh butd, I gaave the Mrs. the old Llandudno Helicopter laas night! She took off like fuckin’ Cardiff Airport she did!”

by TheRealChaseFox September 30, 2023