Heart paddling

Risky and experimental lovemaking technique particularly used by couples working in the medical profession.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.

Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.

Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?

Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.

Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.

by lawrencerapier September 26, 2012

heart murmur

when you heart basically decides to stop when you miss 2 steps walkin down stairs

**trips down stairs**
I have now diagnosed myself with heart murmur

by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019

Cold-hearted

Not showing any affection or warmth to other people; unkind.

There are some people can be well-mannered, and then there are some that can be very cold-hearted.

by Johnnymyman96 December 31, 2021

heart dollars

the sentimental value of something you bought and love measured in dollars, used when you cannot express how much you love something.

See that furniture? For me, I love it so much that it is worth a billion heart dollars!
I love my Nintendo 64, so much that i'd give it a septilion heath dollars!

by Craftee September 25, 2014

heart confarction

When the gas from your bum goes to your heart because you hold back on letting one go

Timmy, dont hold it in too long or you'll get a heart confarction

by thetruth1999 November 15, 2018

kid-at-heart

A personality trait that defines a grown up who acts or becomes very youthful or possibly childish when it comes to certain things i.e. Favourite foods.

A kid at heart is one who is usually not too serious.

Girl: "Hey, I got your favourite cake again."
Guy: "Yessss, thank you lol!"
Girl: "Haha, you're such a kid-at-heart!"

by MrMagnificentMedia September 15, 2013

heart fart

When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.

Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.

by Kevo Crafto January 22, 2007