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beefy hanes

The description of someone whose thighs are chubbily hanging around a loose fitting pair of hanes underwear briefs. When someone who has thunder thighs wears whitey tighties.
"Yo man, put on some pants. You don't want to be seen in those beefy hanes of yours."
by Corndog Millionaire January 8, 2014
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jameson haines

Jameson Haines is an amazing, loving considerate friend. He's there for you when you need him and always looks on the bright side. If you look into his intelligent dark brown eyes, you're sure to get lost. He's sweet, kind, and really cute. He loves to play soccer and swim. I'm very lucky to have him as my best friend. <3
Person 1: Who's that kid over there?
Person 2: oh, that's my best friend Jameson Haines!
by Foxlover2005 July 13, 2017
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Meat harness

A contraption used for harnessing various amounts of retractable objects found from a certain kind of meat. Which is found from a plant located in a small area of ones imaganation. This imagination land is named meatland.
MEAT HARNESS-There is a type of plant called a wonder tree which gives off extremely high amounts of pharamones. These pharamones can increase a males sexual appatite. Which, in turn, can be used for harnessing ones meat!
by WONDER MEAT November 24, 2007
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haynesworth

to stomp on someone

to kick some one in the head
Shut the fuck up before I Haynesworth your ass!
by trfhkhj3euh3eu3uioioiogo October 4, 2006
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Abby Hynes

Sweet 10 year old who loves pizza and ice cream
You're an abby Hynes

Don't abby hynes me
by sheifqnknj December 8, 2012
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Casey Heynes

The obese teenage star of a viral video that also stands as a beacon of anti-bullying.
In the video, Richard Gates (who is smaller than Casey) bullies Casey, insulting him, shoving him and punching him several times. After all of these attacks are proven to be ineffective, Richard goes in to tackle Casey, but instead Casey picks him up, walks a couple of feet forward, and slams Richard onto the ground.
Watching this video is satisfying every time, and Casey has become somewhat famous on the internet, even obtaining his own nickname, "Zangief Kid" after the character from the Street Fighter video game series who uses a special move similar to what Casey does to Richard.
Casey Heynes is my hero; now I can stand up to my school bullies!
by UsefulInfoBeing June 2, 2016
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Dirty Hannes

A secretly gay man, who accuses others. While secretly while cum and cock gobbling every night.
by Extra Whoosh June 30, 2021
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