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A Harley Rider

Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more tattoo's than teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing junk that is made in Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than 18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.

Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.
That pompous A Harley Rider is sure full of himself. If the FONZ were riding down the road on his Triumph, he would be too cool to wave to him.
by sbohandley June 9, 2024
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Harley

Harley gets sad and points but knows how to deal with that. She loves softball and loves sunflowers and never gives up! She is a bitch if you mess wit her... So i wouldn't. She doesn't like the fake hoes!
"Bro did you see Harley yesterday at the softball field?"
by _someone you dont know_ May 28, 2020
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Harley didn't do my homework for me. Therefore, he is a fat pussy.
by daddy4738 February 11, 2025
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Harley

A guy with a massive horse cock. Normally has a friend that name begins with a T who has a midget cock
Person 1:Harley has a big cock
Person 2;Innit bigger then T’s
by Bulgeyladinnit April 1, 2021
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Harley

A bitch who thinks he is good at basketball because he’s on the team. Fuck you bitch ass harley
If you find someone one named Harley smack him till he’s pale
by Lol XD what a bot May 7, 2019
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harley

faggot ass hoe who would suck any man’s dicks who’s name is jagger and dylan and sometimes blake depending on the day can claim she has or had a “fat ass” but sometimes doesn’t and also proclaims to have “massive tits” even though we did aggree that she apparently has the fattest “ass” in the fg
harley was so good to hu with -blake rossen
by billybop69420 March 14, 2024
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harley is a very sexy boy and gets all the ladies he has just broke up with a girl called abbie and now speaking with somone (;
by hrey123 November 18, 2018
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