Happy hamburger 

Someone who's just finished a meal and has to tell everyone how good it was. These people should be avoided at all cost, they will only suceed in pissing you off.

a happy hamburger can also be someone whos overly happy over the stupidest thing

Obi: Wooo! that cheeseburger was sooo great you gotta-

Dred: Stop being such a happy hamburger you noob.

Obi: My hair is so awesome-

Dred: your really starting to dissappoint me you happy hamburger...

Happy hamburger by Lordreduxx August 28, 2010

Earl Of Hamburger 

The man that rules over the land of hamburger with an iron fist.

"The current Earl of Hamburger is a tyrant!"
"Yes, he has raised the lettuce tax by 5%"

Earl Of Hamburger by The Bishop July 11, 2004

crazy hamburger 

Simply the best thing ever

If you’re Kibble, Cloud, Art Decade, Starman or Gibby. Hi it’s pissworm I defined this for y’all

CRAZY HAMBURGER DIT IS HORIBEL

crazy hamburger by Demilah September 27, 2020

Throat Hamburger 

To really go at someone's throat tissue during oral sex. Y'know, get in there good.

"My boyfriend has a sore throat because I was up late making some throat hamburger with him."

Throat Hamburger by ThroatHamburger December 28, 2020

where's my hamburger 

Weird creepy phrase said by the Meijer check out guy!

"Where's my hamburger "said the strange man.

where's my hamburger by Where's my hamburger September 16, 2017

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.

"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by Bunny Rivera May 17, 2004

sexual hamburger 

A threesome in which a black guy sexes up two fat white chicks at the same time. One honny on top, the other on the bottom, hence the visual...sexual hamburger!

Clarence ordered a sexual hamburger to go, well done Clarence.

sexual hamburger by Bagel Dog January 28, 2006