A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as a bidet.
by Slim Deeds October 10, 2008
Get the Shower Hopmug. by tholomew.plague May 26, 2010
Get the Hop offmug. by wynter012 September 7, 2012
Get the Hubby Hoppingmug. Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.
Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!
Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!
Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
by Leminader September 5, 2015
Get the Teacher Hoppingmug. those parties that come to breweries with strollers, diapers, infants and toddlers in tow that shave the buzz/mood/vibe of all over 21 that are trying to appreciate a crafted libation in peace.
I ordered my favorite beer ,and was enjoying the music and adult conversation with friends when the hops robbers arrived in droves with car seats, formula, diapers - screaming kids and crappy diapers ensued .
by getasitter July 11, 2023
Get the hops robbermug. You go from house to house, and spend the night at different ones.
someone who doesn't really have a house, who just goes from house to house and mooches off everyone else.
someone who doesn't really have a house, who just goes from house to house and mooches off everyone else.
by moocher12345 August 2, 2009
Get the house hopmug. Moving from under random people's umbrellas to other random peoples umbrellas in public because you haven't brought your own
Ugh I forgot my umbrella today and had to umbrella hop from class to class
Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping
Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping
by N.TRIPPA April 6, 2011
Get the Umbrella hoppingmug.