2005 Honda Civic

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PERSON 1: How was the rollercoaster ride?
PERSON 2:It was like a 2005 Honda Civic
by Stupid Americans August 6, 2022
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HONDA SHER

Honda Sher is a witty twist on the term "Hindu Sher," translating to Hindu lion, often adopted by some Hindu men in their social media bios. It was coined by Indian right-wing influencers frustrated by the performative traditionalism and contradictions in some Hindu men's behavior online.

A Honda Sher refers to Hindu men who present themselves as devout, hyper-masculine protectors of the faith, but whose actions or online history reveal a starkly different reality. These men might publicly condemn liberal values, flirt with secular or non-Hindu women, or indulge in behavior that contradicts their self-proclaimed ideals.

The term is also applied to men who use Hinduism as a façade for self-serving agendas, such as promoting misogynistic ideas, cherry-picking verses from scriptures to justify their bias, or bullying others under the guise of defending the faith.
"This guy has a Bhagwa DP but follows OnlyFans creators . Classic Honda Sher behavior!"
by Dr Tenma December 23, 2024
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Honda Sherni

Honda Sherni is a clever twist of the word "Hindu Sherni" that translates to Hindu lioness, often used by some hindu women in their social media bios. It was coined by Indian right wing influencers fed up of hindu women's hypocrisy.

Honda Sherni is a slang term used for hindu women on the internet who claim to be religious, tribalistic and even islamophoic to seek validation from hindu men but their real life persona or past internet history shows them indulging in secular activities, flirting with muslim men or even moral policing on hindu festivals.
This term is also used for hindu feminists who claim to be hindu but post misandistic content on SM against hindu men all day, who nitpick verses from religious texts that suits their propaganda and ignores the verses that don't.
Hey, look this account claims to be a hindu but posts misandristic content on twitter all day, must be run by a Honda Sherni!
by Varunpatil5050 December 22, 2024
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Mach Honda

A high speed in America, triple digits in the customary system. When a regular car hits 100 miles per hour.
Driver: *is speeding* "That's Mach Honda."
Passenger: "What?"
Driver: "105. 110. 115."
Passenger: "We're gonna fucking die."
by lilsisterfigure on IG June 10, 2022
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Honda God

A Humble individual with so many kids he drives a minivan. Being "Scared of Stella" is known to be another attribute of this person. First to speak and quick to anger, he is always ready for a war of words.
I couldn't run my car against the Honda God since his car was broken again.
by Hond@ God August 16, 2020
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A story that explains about a horrific accident, the protagonist was driving his Chrysler minivan at the narrow and winding roads near the perseverance landfill in Grenada, while he was caught up in a slow traffic, he noticed a white Honda fit behind him, and the driver wasn’t paying attention, but he was watching some gross nasty gay porn or whatever, he was indulging in self pleasure, he was so distracted that he collided into the protagonist, and the other cars and then he flew over a cliff and plunged into a lagoon
The Haunting Of The Honda

One day, I was driving my Chrysler Town and Country near the Perseverance Landfill in Grenada. The air was thick with humidity and the stench of rotting garbage. On the left, the rusted wreck of the Lizie J cargo ship stood like a decaying monument. As I passed the wreck, I noticed an elderly woman in a slow-moving yellow subcompact, with a minibus tailgating her. Behind me, a white Honda Fit driven by a young man named Jeremy swerved dangerously, instead of paying attention on the road, he was watching lesbian sex or gay porn on his phone on pornhub and jerking off while driving, with the pornographic sounds blared from his car speakers. I noticed this man was driving like an idiot, so I sped up. Suddenly, disaster struck. I tried to maneuver around the elderly woman, but the Honda clipped my rear bumper, then it collided in the back of the elderly lady’s car, making her car spun off the road. The Honda then slammed into the minibus, sending it careening off the road too. Then the Honda flew over a cliff and plunge into the dirty and murky lagoon. Nearby the shipwreck. And it sank there, The Honda fit and its driver was never heard of again. A catastrophic #Hondabump.
by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025
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Honda shitline

A underappreciated Truck that everyone talks trash about because it not really not a truck it's just a weird ass four wheeler that has a built in beer cooler in the truck bed and drives smoother than your Toyota Prius
Look at Jerry in his Honda shitline you know he's gotta have at least 12 cases in the trunk
by Jefg8r April 17, 2022
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