Homelessing

Going around your house, apartment, car looking for change.

Friend 1: Man, I was homelessing trying to find change to get some taco bell.

by JayEm001 October 22, 2015

Homeless Invasion: Stage II

When you've defeated the homeless people invading your house and more strong homeless people invade your house

Alex: Yo, can I come over yet?
Tony: No. I got to prepare for the Homeless Invasion: Stage II
Alex: Bro what are you talking about?

by Mr. RL May 20, 2022

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022

Homeless

A person who messed up their life because they didn’t care about school n started smoking drugs at a young age n then went broke because all they did was spend it on drugs n then they ask people for money on the street because they fucked up there own life

Ur homeless n fucked up your life leave me alone n go ask someone else on the street

by David Diaz July 18, 2020

Homeless

Usually a worthless bum. A parasite who feeds off the blood of the working class while he relaxes, smoking dope and drinking alcohol. Someone who can never be trusted. A troublemaker. A lout.

Jimmy's drug addiction lead to his homelessness. Now he is a worthless bum, harassing people for spare change while defecating on the sidewalk like an animal. Jimmy's favorite president, Obama, promised a free ride but Jimmy didn't get it. Jimmy mad.

by Alucard the last April 9, 2019

sherlock homeless

a misspell of the popular TV show: Sherlock Holmes.

some people intentionally spell it sherlock homeless, as an expression of sarcasm or dislike.

have you seen sherlock Holmes?

you mean sherlock homeless. nah it's boring.

by anonymous March 10, 2022