Usually a red head who has a big butt with a big heart. Is smart, funny, acts innocent but has a naughty side to her that will blow your mind. Even if you break up with her she will always be the one who got away!
by Asunasolo92 February 07, 2022

Hilari
həˈlerē
noun; verb (informal, slightly bewildered)
A person who instinctively retreats to their cozy mole hill of solitude, but somehow keeps getting roped into public speaking, presenting to large groups, or becoming the accidental center of attention. Think: hermit by nature, keynote speaker by fate.
Origins: Equal parts existential dread and caffeine
Common symptoms of Hilari-ing include:
-Nervous pacing followed by oddly compelling TED Talk energy
-Speaking from the heart while clutching a stress ball
-The post-presentation existential crisis nap
həˈlerē
noun; verb (informal, slightly bewildered)
A person who instinctively retreats to their cozy mole hill of solitude, but somehow keeps getting roped into public speaking, presenting to large groups, or becoming the accidental center of attention. Think: hermit by nature, keynote speaker by fate.
Origins: Equal parts existential dread and caffeine
Common symptoms of Hilari-ing include:
-Nervous pacing followed by oddly compelling TED Talk energy
-Speaking from the heart while clutching a stress ball
-The post-presentation existential crisis nap
I'm... doing a Hilari this morning. I think lack of sleep really just blows up any inhibitions I have. Oh man. How do I get pulled into these things? I feel like I try to stay in my molehill
by OopsIPublicSpoke June 27, 2025

A Dirty Hilary is when a woman has been pegging a man, and as she pulls out he ejects a warm stream of excrement.
Oh my. Paul was enjoying being pegged until the dildo came out and he spread a dirty Hilary all over his fresh bedsheets
by GayWebhead May 29, 2023

Having a wank in the shower
Got a date tonight so I'm going to have a Hilary (Swank)-shower wank) before I go out in case I get laid, so I can last longer!
by Mar Mar Superstar February 21, 2020

Anyone named Jorge. Will always make you laugh. The funniest person you have ever met. Very adorable. Best smile award. Can make you smile no matter what.
by Lscho4211 January 14, 2021

Someone who's evil and cruel but in a hilarious way, so you can't help but laugh and not be mad at them.
by Yournansfavoratebush March 28, 2023

stupid bitch with a big head
by gavin normal sized head February 28, 2017
