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gutter junkie

The worst kind of drug user, especially as far as other drug users are concerned. This is their person who never has ANY money, and the ONLY way they ever get anything is by bumming off of their friends who actually have money. These friends usually don't last long bc the friend with money to spend will eventually get tired, and will usually only call these people when they can't find anything else elsewhere and the gutter junkie knows connects; their connects quite often will turn out to be not as good as they are said to be by said asshole usually bc the ass just wants to find something, anything, and they'll tell you anything to get you over there with your money OR their connect DOES have something awesome, but bc the gutter junkie owes them so much money, has pissed them off so many times by trying to pay with bags of change (with way more pennies than quarters in the bag), or has straight up ripped them off before that the connect might decide at the last minute that it's not worth the hassle to deal with the gutter junkie, even when they have YOUR money and can actually get something that time. Also, wonder why they can only find ridiculously overpriced stuff? Bc they're adding anything from 50% to 100% of the price to it so that they can pocket the rest AND THEY WILL STILL ASK YOU FOR ONE. And they'll pay you back for it tomorrow... Or Tuesday... But something always happens, and tomorrow/Tuesday never comes, and frankly you should have known better.
Bobby is such a gutter junkie, he's hooked on opiates and skag yet never has any money, and that's bc he gets stuff by helping his friends find stuff at doubling their prices and whatnot. He's a total piece of shit and everyone hates him but he's sometimes a necessary evil.

His son is a total gutter junkie, what an embarrassment.

His kids were taken away from him because he's a gutter junkie, doesn't even have money for the drugs he takes, he just bums those off of other users, but you can't bum drugs from your buddies all day and still be able to adequately take care of kids. Sad.
by Lady Pillbox July 15, 2016
mugGet the gutter junkiemug.

gutter scutter

A female of ill-morals that belongs to the lower end of the social scale.
That gutter scutter from the council estate that everyones been with.
by RichH February 2, 2008
mugGet the gutter scuttermug.

slag gutter

Someone who takes large amounts of semen in the ass crack
U are a slag gutter
by Beanerporchmonkey March 14, 2014
mugGet the slag guttermug.

gutter bonsai

When seeds from tree get in your gutters on the roof of your house and begin to grow into seedlings inside the gutter.
I love the shade from my maple tree but in the spring it drops a bunch of seeds in my gutter and I have gutter bonsai all along the edge of my roof.
by FucilloHuge November 28, 2011
mugGet the gutter bonsaimug.

Gutter gloom

adj. To feel sad, bummed out or down in the dumps when one has finished a really great book.
"In the last chapter of Johnny Got His Gun I developed Gutter gloom."
by Maddog McMann December 30, 2016
mugGet the Gutter gloommug.

Gutter Runner

"Oh, you run John Gutter. You Gutter Runner. You're never beating that 1:23."
"I Will!"
They never did.
by CattleAwesome February 21, 2023
mugGet the Gutter Runnermug.

gutter whore

A female who is very pissy and whoring. Usually by the names Jada and Brianna
by daddyromona February 28, 2022
mugGet the gutter whoremug.

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