by ipunchdrywallz August 2, 2024

by mybeccca October 2, 2024

José cheated on Maria and she showed up at his house to GUMP him, he wouldn’t come in so she decided the next best thing was GUMPING his camero!
by DD917 September 15, 2022

Forrest Gump- I tried to eat her pussy, but she tasted like cigarettes and beer Lietenant Dan.
Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.
Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- What did you say?
Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!
Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.
Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- What did you say?
Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!
by Solid Mantis June 7, 2020

by Mr. Commissioner May 30, 2025
