Guatemalan pocket rocket

The act of recieving a reach around through one's front pocket.

Me so horny, me give you Guatemalan pocket rocket.

by nevrnoswat2do September 21, 2006

guinea

To be sure, guinea is a pejorative, racist term for a person of Italian descent. I'm just surprised no one has hit upon my understanding of the word's origin, and therefore, correct shade of meaning. I don't know for certain, but I'd be willing to bet on the guinea fowl, which is:
- a traditional favorite of Italian chefs
- therefore, like its chicken cousins, often raised at the chef's home in a backyard pen, even as late as the mid 20th century
- a visually striking animal, described by my wife the first time she ever saw them as "Alice in Wonderland birds."
- prone to a God-awful racket when so much as gazed at crossly
- capable of frightening young children and the elderly

Little Timmy from down the street has been missing for over two weeks now. Local police suspect he was taken by a roving rogue band of aggressive guinea fowl with a taste for human flesh. The police found his little book sack riddled with bloody peck marks.

by Dave Barnes2 March 1, 2008

Guatemalan Facehat

The delicate art of a women putting both legs behind her head and performing oral inter-coarse

Can you do that thing with your legs behind your head? Guatemalan Facehat I don't think so.

by Sheisse Grenata March 6, 2009

Guiness

An Irish stout that is known as a household name. Very good drink and used in Irish recipies like coffee and cakes.

Guy: Y'know, Mick, I'll take a Guiness, it's my 5-month anniversery with my date.
Bartender: Take Two bottles, the two of you might drink it all up within the first hour.
Guy:Thanks.

by yahmoo23 February 14, 2010

Guinea

The Italian equivalent of calling a black guy a porch monkey I,E one of the most infuriating and insulting thing one could call an Italian

You swamp guineas are all the same, go wash the grease from your hair( after saying this area your in will be swarming with this "guinea"'s cultural brothers who will all proceed to kick your ignorant ass)!

by bob boberton April 17, 2015

guinea

the magic word you say if you want an Italian to kick your ass

call someone a guinea you get your ass kicked

by EarthToDavid August 5, 2008

Guatemalans

Bad ass mother fuckers that can kick your ass in a heart beat if he wanted to. Dont look at them wrong or you might provoke them, to kick your mother fucking ass. Better breed than Puerto Ricans and Mexicans.

Those Guatemalans kicked my ass last night at that party because I looked at their ginormous Dicks

by CMT ( Corn, MIke, Tim) July 27, 2008