Holy guacamole

Guacamole thats been blessed by god also can be used when your shocked.

Theres a flying pig, "HOLY GUACAMOLE!"
God has blessed this "holy guacamole "

by Grace-pie69 June 3, 2017

exotic guala

a person of hispanic descent that usually represents their culture all the time or almost as much. they feel the need to blast anything that isn't reggaeton out their tiny hondas and giant subwoofers. usually blasting salsa bachata or merigene. knowing how to REALLY dance and not just grind. An old school guala

(blasting elvis crespo)
yo, you is a pure exotic guala

George Lopez is an exotic guala as well as being a chicano

by hondurasalldai August 22, 2010

Guacamole

To get head between 11:00 pm and 3:00 am

Sean: Where are you going?
Owen: Oh just going to get some guacamole
Sean:Ok

by Ho Li Fuk July 22, 2018

Guaca nigga mole penis

When u fuck up saying Guacamole Nigga Penis, and say Guaca nigga mole penis.

Definition: Stupid white niggas cant say shit

Person 1: guaca nigga mole penis
Person 2: what bitch?
Person 1: sorry man i meant Guacamole Nigga penis
Person 2: Aight nigga

by NillerKasket March 14, 2019

Gaparri

When you try to become friends with someone and they completely reject you

Me: Hey not to be werid but you look lonely do you want to sit and talk with us?
Them: No
Me: I now feel gaparri

by Gaparri 100% August 1, 2019

guacamole mommy moment

when the guacamole has chucks of your mother in it.

(me:) Wow is this guacamole is amazing -- what is in it? (maker:) Well you see it's a guacamole mommy moment! (me:) Oh wow!

by Guacamole Maker October 17, 2019

Guadalupe

When you fart so hard that your butt cheeks clap

i just Guadalupe on that little kid

dude did you hear that guy Guadalupe

by Riivera June 18, 2011