national geographic tits

The form a women's boobs take on, usually after having given birth.

May occur in some women that, just have bad luck

For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)

Hey check out Kelly over there, she's pretty hot right?
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!

by xxAdam S.xx February 6, 2008

geroge

When you mess up your license and your new name is now Geroge

Jenn: can I see your new license?
George: sure why not, here you go!
Jenn: why is it spelled geroge?
Geroge: oh crap

by Bob ks minion June 2, 2018

Old Gregging

(V.) To Old Gregg on someone is to hit on someone very creepily and awkwardly, usually in an attempt to get that person to do something he or she doesn't want to do but that you do.

Effective examples of old gregging include:

1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?" or "do you ever drink baileys from a shoe?"

2. Do you want to see my mangina?

3. You got your rod stuck in my head motherlicka

by Frankie Boyle's Girl December 31, 2010

Greg

Someone who skips School on a monday.

Person1: Where's Greg?
Person2: It's Monday
Person1: Oh yea

Person1: Where you were yesterday?
Person2: Oh, i was pulling a greg

by AttleboroTaco March 13, 2008

A "Greg Scott" Substitution

Whilst playing Fifa online, pretending to make a substitution then quitting due to being one or more goals behind.

I was beating him 1-0 with 5 minutes left to go and he made "A "Greg Scott" Substitution"

by SomeRangersFan April 11, 2009

greg

Slang term for a man's penis. Must be in lowercase, it is a common noun.

"Dude she totally wants my greg"

by ron7188 March 8, 2008

Greg Palast

The only journalist who regularly seems to be paying attention to the way America is being sold to large corporations and the highest bidding political dynasties in the U.S. But why doesn't he get published in the U.S. papers?!?

I worry that Greg Palast is going to get taken out for asking too many questions about the Bush family!

by chthonik May 13, 2004