Ghetto Grandma

A woman under the age of 35 who is a grandma.

Those daytime bitches on the treadmills are all ghetto grandmas. they come to the gym for free childcare while their daughters are in highschool.

by wordwolfe October 26, 2010

Larrys Grandma

1.The easiset bitch in town
2.The easiest bitch in the world
3.The town bicycle (gives everyone a ride)

Man Larry ur grandma was crazy last night

by LArrys Grama lover June 11, 2003

Grandma sneezure

ridiculously repetitive sneezing; ten or more.

Mom is in a comma because she had grandma sneezures and could breath.

by Heath December 15, 2003

big grandma

A baby mama's mama that is grandpaing baby mama sweet child.

Thats big grandma but don't tell little daddy

by BigMamaSweetAss October 31, 2007

Grandma Darlene

Someone who is a real fucking downer and generally shitty person to deal with/be around.

You're being a real fucking Grandma Darlene

by Hugh Gekok July 26, 2019

Naked Grandma

Something you don't want to walk in on if you want to keep your sanity. Wrinkly as shit. Gives you 50 years of nightmares, HIV, aids, etc.

OH MY FUCKING GOD I SAW YOUR NAKED GRANDMA RAPING A HOMELESS GUY ON THE STREET!!! RUN AUSTIN RUN!!!

by ya mum69 November 04, 2013

grandma tounge

When a guy grabs part of his ballsack (without holding one of his balls). You know, the wrinkly part with a couple of random hairs, it looks like a grandma's tounge!

' JonGee grabbed part of his ballsack and held it in his hand and said "HEY INGRID! GRANDMA TOUNGE!" '

by JonGee June 27, 2006