Gov Grab

When a man grabs at a woman's breasts and then plays it off like an accident, or like he was temporary blind. Hints at some of the recent political sex scandals. Also known as The Patterson.

Guy grabs at girl's breasts, as he walks by her in a club.

Girl, "What do you think you are doing?"

Guy, "Oh sorry, I must have been temporary blind."

Girl, to another girlfriend close by, "That guy just Gov Grab at me! Acting all blind like Governor Patterson and stuff."

by Gov Grab May 29, 2009

Grab and Go

OK a grab and go is when you grab and go. its 2 steps first you grab then you go.

Oh my gosh they just preformed a Grab and go

by Triggered Tro Fan January 18, 2018

Mall Grab

Original definition: skate trick, Pushing down on the tail of a skateboard and grabbing it by the front trucks. Generally the first “trick” most skaters learn. Generally the only trick that mall rats who buy boards but don’t ride will know how to do.

That kid has no idea how to ride, he just sits in the mall holding his board and does an occasional mall grab.

by TheBoden April 12, 2018

face grab

When two wrestlers get into a position where in looks like their having sex

Let’s go Randy oh fuck, ummm kids look away!, oh fuck there go the pants!!!!Oh now their having sex, oh wow, uhhh honey u might enjoy this! Look it’s the famous face grab position oh fuck that’s a lot of cum!

by SukMyCok February 10, 2018

land grab

go to a camping space and reserve a large piece of land, presumably for friends who run late.
Done often with various pieces of luggage.

Use four baskets to define the edges of large piece of land

by Wolfram March 25, 2004

Grab The Boy

Euphemism for male masturbation (e.g., jerk-off, spank the monkey, wank).

Rick: Hey dude, want to come over and watch the game after work?
Steve: Sure, but I might be a little late. I need to run home and grab the boy first.

by Pole King October 28, 2011

Grab the Pav

The act of having oral sex in the kitchen.

Glenn: "Me and Seth are gonna go into the kitchen. Do you guys need anything?"
Jake: "Dude, just promise me you're not gonna grab the pav."

by Bidge July 13, 2008