Got Receipts

When somebody pulls up info/ tea from the past when you contradict yourself.

Guy 1: I can't believe Jane got pregnant
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!

by Littlepepsi September 28, 2019

got googled

A google network or software issue (Gmail, etc.) causing the user disruption.

Yo man!, I was trying to get that to you and I got googled.

by Zolenskify December 14, 2020

Got Streeted On

As a pedestrian: To be sprayed / soaked with gutter water, as a result of a passing car.

That lady back there totally got streeted on when you passed her.

by sailingship May 19, 2010

ain't got no

Ain't got no is defined as do not have.

You still ain't got no money.

by Keen Gadfly November 13, 2020

got the message

Means that you understand a persons actions or what a person is trying to say without literally telling you.

Him: I’d like to take you out on a date, you down?

Her:*doesn’t reply*

Him: Ight don’t expect to hear form me again. I got the message.

Her: Hey, so what are we exactly m?

Him: Look I really like you but I’m tryna focus on my career right now...
Her: Say no more, I got the message.

by In2sswasap February 14, 2021

got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.

James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley

by WordWeasal May 25, 2011

Got Ahmeded

SOMEONE GETTING BANNED FROM COVERS.COM FOR CLAIMING 4-1 AS A SWEEP....

User "JimC" "Got Ahmeded" from covers.com for claiming his 4-1 wagering record was "a sweep"

by Freestlyin August 31, 2017