we gotta go to the club after this

a phrase that people say to their friends after uncontrollably laughing at something

no this does not mean they are actually gonna go to the club

*while laughing* HOMEGIRL WE GOTTA GO TO THE CLUB AFTER THISS

by PurpleLuke November 29, 2020

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

Frequent vocal reminders regarding a task that you need to complete but have not yet

I have to pick up my medicine and oh I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

by Klauspes May 20, 2021

Just gotta give the dog a kong

Euphemism for quickly bopping the bacon prior to a mutually agreed upon event or outing.

I'll meet you at the bar shortly, I just gotta give the dog a kong.

by Tyler-Leach June 15, 2022

You gotta be dry humpin me!

Much more impactful, thrilling and hilarious way to say 'You gotta be kidding me!' with umph.

Mary: Hey, John. I stayed over at your friend's house last night but woke up in the middle of the woods on my hands & knees in a pile of dirt with a condom up my butt, but I swear I would never cheat on you.
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!

by yougottabedryhumpinme March 13, 2023

its always one of them gotta be ugly

the rest of my username.

also, go do your homework.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly

by iaintneverseen2prettybestfrien December 3, 2020

Ghetta

1) The female version of Ghetto, with a more awesome and playful tone.

2) A way to describe someone inexplicably fine, usually with a big donk.

Man, that girl is awesome, she's be ghetta.

DAMN look at her! She straight up GHETTA!

That girl is the finest specimen of ghetta I eva seen. Look at that face! And that donk!

by Bemben March 7, 2011

Bitches' Gotta Eat

Denoting a reply as to sum up the serendipity & continuation of every day life. Similar to the uses of 'that's the way the cookie crumbles' & 'that's just the way things are'.

John: I can't believe Ryan exploited his own dignity just to put food on the table.

Pete: Well, Bitches' gotta eat.

by therealmagee December 8, 2014