When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.
by Bob2332 April 27, 2009
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(until his resignation as Leader of the House)
Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair
(until his resignation as Leader of the House)
Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
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Get the Virginity Gnome mug.When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over to make contact with there downstairs.
by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022
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Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.
by Colton Hayworth December 9, 2011
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