Garand Dick

When your dick gets caught in the zipper of your jeans or hoodie

Hey dude can you help me I got Garand Dick

by J Thomson November 20, 2021

garandthumb

Gigachad of the gun world

Bro, you're just like garandthumb!

by Nancywheeler March 20, 2023

Garanimals

an American brand of children's related clothing separates, created by Seymour Lichtenstein in 1972 for Garan Incorporated

Garanimals: You Wore Them Once, Now It's Your Kids' Turn".

by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023

Garanding

A way of giving depression through bullets

I'm going to start garanding some kids in Fortnite

by MyGoodSirIbidUAdue98 January 27, 2025

M1 Garand

The M1 Garand is a .30 caliber semi-automatic killing machine that the mother fucking U.S of A designed and built for killing Germans, then Koreans, and even the Vietcong. The rifle had an eight round capacity in a little clip that pings when its ejected. Great for killing eight guys, bad for when you run out, because every little rat bastard knows you ran dry. The damn thing was tough as all hell and even if you were out of ammo you could just club the guy to death. Or stick the guy wth the bayonet on the end, your pick really.

"Mr president we need a new weapon."
Prez; " ok, first I want it to shoot a shitload of bullets, no bolt, just when you pull the trigger. Second I want it to have a badass name a real GRAND name."
"M1 Garand sir?"
Prez; "perfect."

by mynameisping February 9, 2018

gadankadunk

adjective used to describe J-Lo boots.

Jennifer, those boots are DEFinITLY hot. ...oh yea, and also......um..gadankadunk.

by weir d ivide November 8, 2003

gaang

Commonly used in East London to show a feeling of sarcasm or frustration, like whatever to show you don't believe something or if you're getting told off and you're like whatever.

Mr. Teacher "Get out of my class! You've just got yourself a detention"
Boy "Gaang!"

Boy 1 "I just got on a N.A.S.T.Y mixtape"
Boy 2 "Gaang!"

by ajayp June 26, 2006