Grief Grabber

One who competitively posts obituaries of deceased relatives in the hopes of receiving all the condolences before other relatives do. This requires a keen strealthness and complete lack of proper social tack.

Courtney is such a Grief Grabber she posted her Uncles Obituary on FB before his wife!

by Cecelia Louise February 27, 2015

girlfriend boy

A girlfriend boy is a boy who is defined strictly by his relationship with his girlfriend. Girlfriend boys will typically neglect all other friendships and personal relationships once they commence a committed relationship with a woman. Girlfriend boy's will general resurface once the relationship comes to and end, or the one night their counterpart is busy having a girl's night.

Gee, Josh has become a real girlfriend boy ever since he started dating Michaela. Yeah, he always does this when he has a girlfriend. I guess we'll see that girlfriend boy again when they break up.

by gucciluva16 November 21, 2018

girlfriend status

Girlfriend Status: when the girlfriend wins and gets what she wants because she is the girlfriend

Boyfriend: I don’t want to watch that movie!
Girlfriend: But I have girlfriend status!
Boyfriend: fine

by main squeeze February 9, 2020

Girlfriend Fever

When people around you have/are getting girlfriends and now you’re catching the bug and want one too

Alex’s friend has a girlfriend, they’re always posting on Instagram together and holding hands, now I think Alex is starting to catch girlfriend fever

by virgoxvirgo March 8, 2021

girlfriendginity

it’s like losing your virginity but instead of it being sex, it’s you being a girlfriend!

“omg shaniqua! today i was finally asked out and lost my girlfriendginity!”

by clumsykitty April 25, 2022

nongirlfriend-girlfriend

A girl that a guy talks to a lot. The girl and guy must also have a common, good understanding of one another. Finally the pair must both be aware of this relationship status. However, nothing can actually be occurring romantically.

Guy 1: Why are you talking to her all the time?

Guy 2: Oh her? She's just my nongirlfriend-girlfriend.

Guy 1: So you're not going to hit that?

Guy 2: Nope.

by ENZO_5 August 1, 2010

Lazy Girlfriend

When a male in a relationship ejaculates onto his female partners butt. This can be done while he is rubbing his penis in between her butt cheeks, or masturbating. If the girlfriend is too tired, not motivated, or busy with something else, she may let her male partner do this so she doesn't have to participate, yet her boy friend will be able to ejaculate.

Jenny was tired after a long day at school, so she gave her boy friend a lazy girlfriend

Stephanie was busy online, so her boyfriend Connor asked her politely for a lazy girlfriend

by expand-dong420 September 20, 2015