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Myles Garrett

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When you are playing football and you rip off an opponents helmet and hit the opponents head with the helmet
I’m gonna Myles Garrett that quarterback over there!
by Kidswillbekids November 21, 2019
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The garrett approach

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The garrett approach is when a public figure addresses an adult situation in a way that's appropriate for children, this phrase is named after Joseph Garrett better know as stampylonghead who handled the concept of one of his minecraft helpers (L for Lee) being accused of sexual misconduct in a way that would be appropriate for his child audience
Guy 1:
So, what did you tell the kids about jared?

Guy 2:
Eh, I went with the garrett approach
by KentuckyFriedHumans June 17, 2020
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Kenny Garrett

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An incredibly skilled jazz saxophonist, Kenny Garrett has performed with many famous jazz musicians including Miles Davis and Art Blakey. Not to be confused with soprano saxophonist Kenny G (Gorelick), who predominately plays non-jazz related repertoire such as shopping mall and elevator music, Kenny Garrett is a highly skilled improviser and jazz composer.
Kenny Garrett gave a great performance at the Toronto Downtown Jazz Festival.
by jim17g May 6, 2006
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Frank Garrett

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Internet famous owner of Duncan Construction in Stillwell , Oklahoma.
One of the most used soundboards amongst prank callers.
Duncan Construction, It`sa Frank Garrett.
Hey has sher momma still got worms crawlin`out her pussy, yew cowardly pimplefaced cawgsucker?
by Geist86 December 18, 2010
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Jason Garrett

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Dumbass coach for the Dallas Cowboys who can’t coach to save His damn life. Has wasted instagram famous Gabriel Dolak who is famous for ranting about the Dallas Cowboys @realgabrieldolak . Is wasting dak Prescott’s career as it is.
by Gary the Partyrocker November 14, 2019
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charley garrett

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Very strong man who don’t take shit from no one. Charley has a massive penis and will stop at nothing for world domination he also has has a very beautiful girlfriend
“Ayyyyyy boyyyyy what you doin”

“Nothing much just squishing mice with my bare hand
Oh yeah that’s pretty cold you remind of Charley Garrett”
by Father of fun February 17, 2022
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Nudes of Garrett

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Only the most hard core non-existent indie band this side of the Platte river!

Formed in the 90's, Nudes of Garrett controversial first album "Street side wanking" brought them into the spot light and was received with mostly positive reviews from critics, farm animals and fans alike. With the success of that album, it was quickly followed up with "Garrett: Studded and Chiseled", in which Track 4 'No mamma likes a pigeon hole' was played many times on the local AM station three months strong. But perhaps it was their latest album "Nudes of Garrett: Live at the Enclave" is what really brought the band together with it's target audience and has been a run away success 9 years straight.
-Chuck- Hey have your heard this catchy song "Your man is chiseled and so is your sheep"?

-Wally- Dude, that is Nudes of Garrett everyone has heard of them! "Live at the Enclave" is their most respected album!
by TheLord007 April 6, 2022
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