gadunkadunk

a female friend's fat black ass

Yo I wanna hop on that gadunkadunk

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Gandhispeed

good fortune; success (used as a wish to a person starting on a journey, a new venture, etc.). For those who agree with views of Mahatma Gandhi.

Person 1: "Why are you such a anti-religion nut?"
Person 2: "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Gandhispeed my friend"

by luna000 March 22, 2011

Gandermingle

1: A look shared by two people who want the same thing but that both are unwilling to start.

2: A look shared by two friends that conveys their exact thoughts without words.

1: Robby and I gandermingled all night but I never managed to ask him out.

2: My sister and I gandermingled all through her speech because we KNEW that bitch was a fake ass hoe.

by Caelus July 17, 2011

ganderschnick

1. a deadly poison drawn from the core of Marcello's sausage, to which only rabbits are immune.
2. An expletive originating from the sound one makes when they obtain a clintwestiron

1. I yelled "Ganderschnick" when I found out that my rabbit was still alive, even though i put ganderschnick in his milk.

by bill shakes October 26, 2012

Gandhify

Becoming One With The Universe Around You. The act of becoming a better person and helping others around you become better at the same time.

He gandhified his life. Let's go Gandhify this neighborhood. Have you Gandhified your life? All of their friends decided to Gandhify.

by Jack Greene May 11, 2014

gandalfed it

You have to drop a deuce so bad you're looking for a public restroom. As you deuce-walk around a store looking for one a powerful contraction overwhelms you. You stop in your tracks and grab a shelf to brace yourself. You feel certain that you're going to lose this battle and ruin your pants. Just as the deuce is crowning you reach down deep finding willpower and sphinctoral strength you never knew you possessed. Shaking and sweating you grit your teeth and say "YOU...SHALL NOT...PAAASS!" sending the deuce back from whence it came.

You have gandalfed it.
You gain 122 xp.
You gain 1 rank in Sphinctoral Control.

That Port-a-john was nasty but I had already gandalfed it twice so I did what i had to do.

Gandalf it bro, only a mile to the rest area.

by Gurusmurf August 22, 2017

Ganda Panda Syndrome

Ganda Panda Syndrome is a very deadly and a very rare disease. It's symptoms include the following:-
1)Pooping 69 tonnes a day
2)Using abusive languages

3)Becoming short tempered

4) Inability to solve basic maths probelms
5) becoming mentally unstable
6) becoming fat from all directions (even that main part)
7) Killing teammates in PUBG (username is PCT×CAMPING)

HE IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES... FOR EXAMPLE:- GANDA, VANSHRAJRAJRAJOFGANGAIKONDACHOLAPURAM,VANSHAJ HIRENDRA RAI,PANDA,PENDA,PUNDA,etc...

This incredibly rare disease is spread by befriending him,playing PUBG with him,eating bamboo,mupirocin ointment,bleeding nails,etc...

Treatments include:-
1)Killing Vanshaj by-
A)Knife
B)Gluestick
C)Nails
D)Bamboo
E)Crowbar
F)UMP9,SCAR-L,AKM,AWM,M249,M1644
2) staying atleast one mile away from him
3) Torturing him

Hey! Stay away from VANSHAJ Rai or you will get the Ganda Panda Syndrome

by Troublemaking Emu November 19, 2018