Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

erm what is going on I only play the binding of isaac

waht the spruce?? THat object is bolbous like Thomas Gage Hammerstroms fo head!!!11!1

by green goinkus January 29, 2023

Gage

Gigantic horse bbc he will destroy your back

Oh hi gage

Pound pound pound

It’s so big

by He is the best person June 19, 2021

Gage

A red headed bitch who can get any girls cause everyone thinks he’s a gay fag with no life who’s family doesn’t love him

Im gage ima go kill myself

by Booboo0928 July 26, 2018

Gage

To have a inverted penis

Wow, it’s really cold. I have a gage rn

by Big dong 6996 November 18, 2022

Gage

An annoying kid who sits in the back of the classroom and insults people and does not know who a chair properly. He always wears a bright red sweater and is kinda gay despite his crush on a certain someone who has a short name (3 letters maybe?????) and it ends with an a.

Gage is sus

by Beckett the Emo kid May 26, 2022

Gage

A kind, super cool, funny guy that is a lot smarter than he believes he is. Gage can do anything he puts his mind to.

That guy Gage has his shit together!

by decimustheconqueror November 23, 2023

gage adam

A fat peice of shit. A big guy that eats a lot of food and is whipped. His in a group called "people who don't salad" sadly only one member because Gage Big Adam ate them all.

Gage Adam would eat ten cheeseburgers in one bite.

by Jiggles and puffs November 19, 2017