Fake and front

The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.

Putting up a front; being fake.

Putting on a facade.
Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.

Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014
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front wipe

The act of wiping your butt-hole from in-between your legs, rather than the tradition behind the back method. Usually resulting in smearing, ball berries, and everlasting virginity.
"I just tried the front wipe, and got crap all over myself."
by Roghog October 09, 2014
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front bump

A protruding bump in a females abdomen and/or pubic region
Dang man. I kinda got a thing for girls with front bump
by stonasinthebuilding January 23, 2020
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front eddy

Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.
"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."
by Inventorsofthefronteddy March 07, 2015
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Front Trunking

The act of waving your penis up and down like an Elephants trunk whilst wearing an Elephant G-String and making elephant sounds.
Shower me with your Front Trunk!, Been Front Trunking since been Front Trunking.
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following in front

A common situation where a vehicle pulls in front of you, always traveling much more slowly, which you can not pass due to heavy traffic or road design, and is inexplicably making every single turn you intend to make until you reach your destination.
When driving through a subdivision to get to a fiend's house, a fully-loaded moving van or a driver who is lost, creeps along in front of you, making every turn you need to, and will remain in front of you for the entirety until you reach that friend's house.

"Sorry I'm late. I was stuck behind a school bus that was following in front of me and I never had an opportunity to pass it."
by Cale Dempster June 17, 2010
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Front-ending

Synonymous with a head-on or side impact vehicular collision, front-ending is the terminology used by the undereducated female of a white trash ancestry.

The term is typically utilized when the subject is in a panicked state; a common occurrence due to most subjects’ inability to regulate thoughts and emotions.
by ScandiFlick January 04, 2019
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