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freshman goggles

Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).
September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."
by QueenZ122699 October 19, 2018
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Freshman

"Freshman" is a school term for "Newfag"
Mark: oh hey James I'm a freshman now!!
James: doesn't that make you a newfag?
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pryor freshman

ahhh pryor freshman... people that vape in the bathroom to grown ass men in that grade. fun fights in the bathroom and many girl that think they're cute because they have "crackhead energy"... like sis all you have is a nicotine addiction. um chile anyways so... boys that date 7th and 8th graders because all the girls in that grade are nasty. and more than half of them are probably failing their classes. all the boys get perms and think they look good but it just looks like pubes. and uhhh that's all
pryor freshman are pretty grosss...
by poopsock101 December 5, 2019
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Freshman Skip Day

Every year on April 14th seniors and juniors usually have a skip day well this time Freshman joins them.
Friend 1: oh wait it’s skip day at school?

Friend 2: Yes, it’s freshman skip day!
by Yourmom2008 April 13, 2023
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freshman flu

A word for the sickness that spreads around for the first few months of a semester, caused by freshmen being taken from their isolated social-bubbles and being moved into dorms to live on top of each other.
A: “Aw man, I just moved into the dorms and now my neighbors and my roommate are all sick!”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”
by That dude steve November 2, 2022
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Freshman fisher

creepy upperclassmen, usually seniors, who's past times include: drinking beer, hitting on newly 18 year olds, and buying underclassmen alcohol.
person 1: look how pathetic that guy looks buying that freshman a drink
person 2: he's a total freshman fisher. he'll probably fuck her tonight and move on to the next.
by ke$hanimal March 31, 2012
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Freshman mango

The type of juul flavor that is what develops the nicotine addiction in most highschool freshman’s.
Cate: my advice for my younger self is to not get addicted to freshman mango
by Scythe Mercury April 27, 2019
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