frankenfuck

A Dead Fuck

"Man I was so disappointed when I got laid last night, 'Ol girl was a Frankenfuck. "

by cobo_pro May 8, 2009

frankengoof

someone who is very elite, at what they do

wow, your a real frankengoof

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Frankenbreast

Any woman with either:

1. Breasts that were enhanced to an unattractive size.

2. Breast of a saggy quality that are unattractive.

3. Breasts with horribly unattractive nipples that look as if they are from two separate breasts.

Oh God, look at Frankenbreast over there, it looks like she injected a truck of seal blubber into her tits.

by The Keeper of the Code January 31, 2010

Frankenjob

Frankenjob, /fraŋ-kən-JÄB/, noun: a job consisting of a variety of different, often largely unrelated, tasks and duties, often resulting from corporate downsizing, restructuring or layoffs that cause many people's jobs to be combined into one

After all those layoffs, management gave Fred so many different people's work, he's got a real Frankenjob now.

by Freezing Finn July 10, 2010

Frankenfeet

Horribly smelly feet usually accompanied by crusty socks

Dude, you have some serious frankenfeet!!!

by mommyofmany24 April 14, 2010

frankenpapers

(n.) -- digital newspapers that replace print newspapers

"As more and more print newspapers go digital and stop being printed on paper, I worry that these digital frankenpapers might turn into little monsters."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a Madison Avenue advertising agency office, September 1, 2010

by PRwiz101 September 14, 2010

frankencareer

An assortment of 2-3 part-time jobs that a recent college graduate falls into when nothing else pans out. All of these jobs are "short-term" and glom together into this titanic, time-eating Chronos of a monster that more or less destroys your personal life. A frankencareer is primarily due to the recent global recession, and is more than likely not due to some huge failing on the part of the recent graduate.

It is rumored that frankencareers may not be limited to younger folk and that the the tumorous hulk that is underemployment may be spreading to the (gasp) old people!

Congratulations Class of 2013! Your frankencareer awaits you!

by MaximillienTenn May 14, 2013