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Fluffers

When you see a cute little dog or animals thats fluffy and you get so happy and excited.
Awww look at the little fluffers hes so cute :)
by perfect_tripp January 26, 2011
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Fluffer My Nuffer

To give an extremely slow handjob. Some like to speed up at the end, feels very good.
Dude my girlfriend said she would fluffer my nuffer last night and she did! It felt so good.
by TimmyTommyTammy343 August 21, 2010
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Fluffer

A cute girl who playes clarinet in a band
is that girl a fluffer?
Yea, she plays clarinet...
by M J C. April 6, 2011
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fluffer

A broker of products or services that gets the client (policyholder) ready and lubed for the action from the manufacturer (insurer) ... usually in a prison scene, especially when a claim comes. Caveat (carpe) emptor.
Example 1: When asked whether the insurance program being proposed was appropriate for the client (large corporate insurance buyer), the fluffer replied, "if you want to get specific insurance that's related to you as your own company, then that would be different than what we are recommending in our presentation today."

Example 2: The broker fluffs so much, he's a serial fluffer.

Example 3: That fucking fluffer broker fluffed me when I bought the fluff coverage, what a fucking fool I am -- my claim is completely uncovered. Now the fluffer tells me that for $50 more, I could have had the correct coverage.

Example 4: The fluffer spun that fluff so hard, it tasted like cotton candy -- it's sweet for a second, then evaporates, like the fluffer's promise of coverage.
by Western Rooster October 17, 2007
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fluffer

Slang for a bullpen catcher. Similar to a pornstar's fluffer a bullpen catcher's job is to warm up the star behind the scences.
"Here comes the closer, I hope the fluffer got him ready."
by Stratton December 28, 2005
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turd fluffer

a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.
Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!
by Lotte September 21, 2004
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shower fluffer

when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.
I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don't have to wait for the hot water to kick in.
by Drewtopia February 12, 2009
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