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1. The sudden appearance of a large crowd of caucasian individuals, obscuring one's view of their surroundings, typically in a relatively small space, such as a train in a subway.
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2. a grenade that creates a flash and a high pitched noise intended to stun or disorient targets without actually injuring or seriously harming them.
1. The sudden appearance of a large crowd of caucasian individuals, obscuring one's view of their surroundings, typically in a relatively small space, such as a train in a subway.
noun
2. a grenade that creates a flash and a high pitched noise intended to stun or disorient targets without actually injuring or seriously harming them.
1: "It took you a while to get home from the city. Did something happen on the way back?"
2: "Turns out the Taylor Swift concert had just ended the same time I intended to leave. I tried to get onto the train as early as I could, but all public transportation in the area was hit with a flashbang, could barely breathe in there!"
2: "Turns out the Taylor Swift concert had just ended the same time I intended to leave. I tried to get onto the train as early as I could, but all public transportation in the area was hit with a flashbang, could barely breathe in there!"
by legalizenuclearbombs January 5, 2024
Get the Flashbang mug.A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.
An example of a flashbang:
Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?
Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
An example of a flashbang:
Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?
Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.
Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
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Getting shocked from content (content is usually given in a fast amount of time.) This originated from the first definition. Its the feeling you get when being flashbanged (FROM definition a.)
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Getting shocked from content (content is usually given in a fast amount of time.) This originated from the first definition. Its the feeling you get when being flashbanged (FROM definition a.)
*Person A shining a flashlight in Person B's eyes*
Person B: OW! don't flashbang me!
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Person A: I'm going to infodump about the omegaverse so prepare to get flashbanged
Person B: oh god
Person B: OW! don't flashbang me!
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Person A: I'm going to infodump about the omegaverse so prepare to get flashbanged
Person B: oh god
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