Figma

a fake sigma. someone who pretends to be the pack leader but is not and in reality is just a fake sigma. figmas mainly put the real sigma down, as they just want to be them.

henry’s such a figma he calls sigma a figma all the time

by estellastella May 18, 2024

figma male

It describes a man who is often found arguing about the benefits of a design software called Figma. They derive most of their pleasure from not using other software and speaking ill about them on Linkedin. Their common phrases include, "Figma supremacy," "Is it responsive?", "I would make a component of that," etc. Unlike an Adobe fan, who is typically capable of using multiple software programs, the Figma male is ignorant of his lack of capability and instead uses it as a moral high ground to increase his self-esteem. These Figma males are usually seen with silver MacBooks, sitting in cafes, and making presentations for B2B SAAS companies. They are also big proponents of ChatGPT, and consider it their church as it helps form most of their opinions. One must avoid Figma males at all costs, specifically during the monsoons when they become especially loud after their yearly fan meet called Config.

You know Rahul right, the figma male from Toronto.

My new colleague is a figma male, he is so annoying.

Cannot wait to drop this figma male....
uhhhh a UX designer... you're not a figma male right?

by painstation June 27, 2024

Fishmas

A celebratory holiday in December, much like Christmas, but fish themed. Preferably celebrated with the closest of friends, over a series of intense fish themed challenges against each other.

Aidan: "Yo JD are you ready for Fishmas this year?!"
JD: " Yeah bro this year there is gonna be a live lobster fight!"

by AFellowMalaysian September 23, 2024

Fasma attack

Fat Asthma attack

Slow down guys I'm having a fasma attack

by Roger B. December 4, 2024

Fesman

A fesman is a guy having a lot of sex, but only in his dreams

I saw Fesman today, he told me he was with 3 girls last night, I wonder if he's lying again.

by shvrikok January 28, 2026

FISM

The exact moment when you realize you’ve been overthinking something simple and the answer was obvious all along.

“I had a total fism when I realized I’d been trying to push a door marked ‘PULL’ for five minutes” or “After an hour of troubleshooting, I had a fism - my laptop wasn’t charging because I forgot to plug it into the wall.”

by AvalonM October 10, 2025

Fisayomi

A very cute person, animal lover and cat simp.

My girlfriend is such a fisayomi when it comes to cats

by Laolussi December 6, 2025