Mrs ferret

An old evil narcissistic delusional pe teacher who will happily give you a zero anytime and anywhere

Who's that crazy lady over there
Oh that's just Mrs ferret

by Maybe I wanna use my real name April 13, 2019

Ferret King

Code name Pope John Paul II used when he killed Saddam Hussein, in the city of Kazimain.

Pope John Paul II: Ferret King is successful, I repeat Ferret King is successful.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*

Travis Scott: gang gang.

by jimmy gibs August 16, 2024

Floppy Ferret

When your dong goes chugging along

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret

by JonMay August 3, 2020

bum ferret

British English slang for:
1. A gay man's penis
2. A gay man.

1. I wanna put my bum ferret up your bottom.
2. I am a proud bum ferret!

by LotusSparkle September 26, 2025

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

Ferret Withdrawl

When you have to surrender your ferrets and you miss having ferrets as pets so you’re desperate for more.

Ugh, I hate not having ferrets! I’m going through a ferret withdrawl right now.

by Crazy Ferret Lady February 6, 2019

Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often

Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret

by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020