Ferret Griggs

Somebody who can’t get MVP in rocket league

Kieran ferret Griggs

by CaptainQueef12 December 14, 2025

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Ferret

The male version of the cow insult.

I really hate Adam. He's a ferret

by Rock Hard School Bully January 11, 2026

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Ferret King

Code name Pope John Paul II used when he killed Saddam Hussein, in the city of Kazimain.

Pope John Paul II: Ferret King is successful, I repeat Ferret King is successful.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*

Travis Scott: gang gang.

by jimmy gibs August 16, 2024

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moon ferret

on social media, the person who contributes to the discussion of a topic with things that exist only in his own imagination

- credit to Larry Correia for developing the word and concept via his interactions with the uneducated on social media

How Moon Ferreting works is when someone is posting about an actual event, a rando will pop into the comments screaming about a bunch of things related to that topic that only exist in their imagination. So there's the real issue under discussion, but why won't you address this imaginary thing that they just made up! Your inability to justify the thing that hasn't happened and probably will never happen proves that you're a bad person and they win.

by Somewhere Far, Far, Away April 22, 2025

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Ferret

A subordinating conjunction similar to 'although, 'despite that,' and 'additionally' that denotes an event that occurs despite another, previously mentioned event.

I want to purchase this, ferret it would leave me broke.

by Nysona June 2, 2025

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