Fart 

a turd wistleing for the right of way.

Hey Steve did you fart?

(Steve)Nah, it was just a turd telling my underwear to merge over and let it pass.

Fart by manvan captain kirk December 28, 2009

Fart 

Expulsion of trapped methane in the anus, possibly the funniest thing ever.

Tom: "Dude I just farted!''
Bob: " hahahahaha... ''

Fart by II Sammeh II August 30, 2010

fart 

gaseous pressure on the sphincter muscle eventually resulting in release and relief

I sit at my desk and fart silently; then I spray the air to cover the smell.

fart by Hikoo October 15, 2006

fart 

a nasty and disgusting air that comes out of ur fucking asshole if u ate tacos and burritos..

try to fart while driving the car with ur windowns closed after eating from tacos bell..

fart by Jomax May 6, 2006

fart 

this seriously amazing hot smelly air that comes out of your ass when you eat something funky. i love farts. they rock.

whats that seriously cool smell?
oh.. thats my fart. ;)

fart by fartlover101 May 4, 2010

fart 

An explosion directly from my shit hole that makes me smile and you gag

Whomp! Sound of giant fart
Dude what did you eat?
Your mom!

fart by big boom fart shakalala January 21, 2008

Fart 

the act of blowing stinky anal gases out of your ass hole in the hopes that someone will smell it and throw up

Bob: Frrrp

john: Aw dude did you just fart?!

Bob: ha ha sweet

Fart by dislexia rocks March 15, 2011