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dick fairy

A) A homosexual person; a member of the gay community

B) A person,usually considered to be a male, who is like the tooth fairy but likes dick instead of teeth. This person has probably sucked as many dicks as the tooth fairy has collected teeth. Hence, a dick fairy.
Don't let that kid hit the blunt. He's a fucking dick fairy!
by JhEf April 28, 2010
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Fairy Bitch

One who ditches out on everything, and always has an lame excuse for why they can't come. They then also try to make plans later but do not pull through.
Why is he ditching out again and not coming? Well that is because he is a Fairy Bitch.
by Devils Advocit October 23, 2009
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twat fairy

A fairy that comes once a girl loses her virginity, and only at night. She puts a dildo under her pillow.
Linda lost her virginity last week and got a black dildo from the twat fairy. Holy shit!
by shitdildoassmonsterdick December 22, 2008
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Seatbelt Fairy

the sound, similar to tinkerbell-like ringing, a car makes alerting the driver that his/her seatbelt has not been fastened yet
Guy 1: "I usually don't buckle up if I know I'm only going to be the car for a second, but the damn seatbelt fairy wouldn't shut up, so I gave in"

Guy 2: "I actually don't mind it, she reminds when I'm danger."

Guy1: "True. Thanks Seatbelt Fairy!"
by swissarmyshark December 14, 2009
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Fangry

Someone calling him a mak!

He must be fangry now!
by Fangry Wang May 15, 2005
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Swamp Fairy

A person who is obsessed with theater to a fault. They live and breath theater, only communicate through musical lyrics, and are desperate to be the center of attention. They are also very touchy feely with each other. Most of them are outwardly sexual but in reality nothing more than teenage virgins with overactive sexual hormones and too many pimples to be integrated into regular society.
"Look at her singing those show tunes... wtf there is no musical right now!"
"She's a hardcore Swamp Fairy... You know, she was born in the swamp, lives in the swamp and will die in the swamp."
by J-youngmoneydawg April 6, 2010
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good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD)

Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.
"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."

and;

"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.
by Baghdad Bob May 2, 2006
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