on a train:
ipad owner: *pulls out ipad with
smug look*
ipad 2 owner: *pulls out ipad 2 with
smug look and positions so the ipad owner can see it*
ipad owner: *exists at next station
even though its not theirs and cries*
ipad 2 owner: *brags about it on facebook*
facebookers: "apple products, lulz Faggot"