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a person who owns an ipad 2 (or any apple product) and gets an irrationally smug feeling when anybody pulls out a first gen ipad (or earlier model product)
on a train:
ipad owner: *pulls out ipad with smug look*
ipad 2 owner: *pulls out ipad 2 with smug look and positions so the ipad owner can see it*
ipad owner: *exists at next station even though its not theirs and cries*
ipad 2 owner: *brags about it on facebook*
facebookers: "apple products, lulz Faggot"
ipad owner: *pulls out ipad with smug look*
ipad 2 owner: *pulls out ipad 2 with smug look and positions so the ipad owner can see it*
ipad owner: *exists at next station even though its not theirs and cries*
ipad 2 owner: *brags about it on facebook*
facebookers: "apple products, lulz Faggot"
by mrBobbyJane June 16, 2011
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