Après fart

An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there

with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.

Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.

by indybob November 21, 2011

do it fart

some dumbass phrase

girl: *has a fat ass*
boy: “ do it fart”

by raivenwasnthere January 9, 2021

Clam Fart

Free ticket to Yale.

Lol I wrote that I had been doing clam farts for 17 years on my application and I got into YALE!

by Louis Prothero December 15, 2008

stunt fart

A labored, extra loud or long fart in an attempt to impress your friends or gross them out.

Jim rips a loud, nasty one.

Mike: "Dude, why you stunt farting?!"

Mike high fives Jim.

by hoziwan August 20, 2009

poo poo fart

When you try to squeeze out a fart with great force but you end up shating yourself, usually catastrophically.

EX:

Dude, I had gas last night after dinner with Ashley and I ended up poo poo farting on my way home in the car, The dry cleaners had a hard time cleaning that shit.

by bob Sanders July 24, 2014

fartist

A person who turns a fart into a work of art.

Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.

by Barney Fartzenegger May 12, 2010

rotten-egg fart

A really REALLY bad smeeling fart that
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.

And boy! those are straight up nasty.

*POOOOT!*

Get the Air-Wick! This mother-fucker
just laid a rotten-egg fart in here!

by CDSmith1967 January 22, 2006