ethanned

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.

Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.

by the dangerous man March 20, 2016

Ethan

Ethan is a small midget with a tiny penis who likes every girl he sees

Ethan is small

by Lilypadisbig October 24, 2019

Ethan

The gayest nigga alive known to women kind and he kinda smells like my under toe

I was walking then an ethan struck me.

by Cammy is hawt March 11, 2019

Ethan

He’s an okay guy. Can be gay af. Xoxo

Wow Ethan is being gay af right now

by Ethan’s bff September 12, 2018

ethan

a transformer and gay boy. best man alive. hot, sexy, attractive, beautiful. flawless and bf material. 12+ in cock. for the male gaze.

Ethan is a gay name

by superiority complex November 20, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is an hyperactive idiot that somehow gets all the girls. He loves dirtbikes fourwheelers and his six close friends. The only way to calm an Ethan down is bring a hoe into the room.

sometimes called kyle.

he's such an Ethan

by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is always the type of guy who would say something very rude and no one would say anything just because he’s popular(ish). He always cracks jokes (only 50% of them are funny) and only 1/256 girls like him. Because he is just that bad.

“Have you seen what Ethan put on his story”
“WOOOOOW IMAGINE BEING THAT RUDE”

by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020